This

sitting in the back seat of my own car, I get the finger from two women! They could of said shut up but instead of making out between the two as I requested, the give me THIS!!@!

Read a book!

I've been talking to people about books recently. I'm actually READING Necroscope and the one's I'm talking to say "check this out" and it is at audible.com ! That is not reading my friends, it is quite simply listening to someone reading to you! I tried it but I would much rather go through 500 pages of print as apposed to having another voice in my head! Is that clear enough?

Cville

Okay so yes it is a college town. Some of the girls around here are unbelievabl pretty. But even though they (some if not most) approach ME in the library or the Mellow Mushroom (which is cool as hell) I know that they are young enough to be my daughter. If my daughter had a brain she could be here too attending the university. So I go on these dating sites to find someone close to my own age yet I can't seem to make any sort of connection with the ones I make contact with. Pity? nah I'm just happy to be single again and I'm gonna make the best of it!

Sick and Tired

I turned up all the orange and red to give me an even greater ginger impression.

Hints the G in Gman